just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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