I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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