loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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