I hope mine doesn't look like that
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'm just crazy horny about you
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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