You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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