God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
What a dumb baby whore.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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