Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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