She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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