Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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