hotel room ftw
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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