We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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