we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
