It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
We talked him into tasing himself.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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