So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Two words: nipple clamps
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