can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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