I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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