I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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