I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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