Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
You made out with two different species that night
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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