Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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