Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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