Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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