I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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