the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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