Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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