Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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