you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
It's just like the Real World with babies
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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