Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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