i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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