South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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