I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
the liver wants what the liver wants
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm bleeding and have questions
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
