He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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