You surviving the open bar?
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Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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