i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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