Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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