Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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