why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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