It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
This beer is not sobering me up at all
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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