Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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