just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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