My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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