She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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