Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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