playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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