if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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