I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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