There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize
