she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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