lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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