Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(248): View more from Michigan

My bottle opener just broke off in the cork

(248): View more from Michigan

They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts

Fav 5 1032 1324
share tweet
(559): View more from California

he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.

Fav 20 1499 2186
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(609): View more from New Jersey

shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.

Fav 16 5270 1155
share tweet
(408): View more from California

Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise

Fav 11 5421 1054
share tweet
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
Read it at the TFLN blog
(515): View more from Iowa

I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time

Fav 18 3832 2015
share tweet
(775): View more from Nevada

I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.

Fav 20 6057 1330
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(760): View more from California

I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.

Fav 11 4432 1117
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(231): View more from Michigan

He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.

Fav 4 1092 521
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(413): View more from Massachusetts

would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?

Fav 1 52 9
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT