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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.

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• (718): View more from New York

  Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.

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• (315): View more from New York

  My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?

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• (209): View more from California

  ... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.

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