I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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