I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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