there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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