just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
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correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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