i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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