I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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