She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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