come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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